Blue Dreams

"I've been alive since time began
Not beast, not god, and yet not man
I am the music and the dance
I am the piper who enchants
So loose all ties to mortal kind
My pipes shall play within thy mind
I shall be thy lover"

"Creature of the Wood"

02 February 2006

Y'know, I fucking hate it when my brother pulls shit that just makes him so....my brother.

Like I'm in the middle of IMing people and going to the table to work on a picture I'm drawing, and he asks if he can use the computer to play a song for fucking Crystal and check some rules for that Illuminati game he's got such a damn hard-on for. I let him, and what do I see? HE STARTS FUCKING DOWNLOADING SHIT AND SETTLING IN FOR THE GODDAMN NIGHT!!! Downloading songs and checking webcomics IS NOT playing a song for your fuck-buddy and checking the rules for your goddamn game! He doesn't sign out until I start putting my stuff away, saying that I was "still drawing, and that by putting my stuff away, I was signaling that I was ready to use the computer again". I WAS READY TO USE THE COMPUTER WHEN YOU WERE FUCKING DONE PLAYING THE SONG, YOU ASSLICK!!! Oh, and then, it gets even better. He starts pulling that bullshit about talking about me like I'm not even in the fucking room, because I'm not a gamer, and (since I'm damn proud of it), when I play (fighting) games, I'm a button-masher. He sits there and starts talking about how I just mash buttons when I play games in that "I have a cock so I'm so much better in every way HAHAHA Watch me put down my little sister in an attempt to seem high and mighty HAHAHA MY DICK IS HUGE" tone that I absolutely DESPISE, and he's not even three feet away from me!!!!! UUUUGH!!!!! FUCKING FUCK!!! I hate him so much sometimes!!!! ASSLICK!!!!

31 January 2006

Now, if it were just Batman vs. Superman, no other conditions, just the two of them going at it, Superman would win by sheer strength. But Superman’s an alien, and we all know that he’s super-strong, -fast, etc. etc.. So, in order for it to be a fair fight, we would have to bring Superman down to Batman’s level and somehow make him just your average Joe in spandex. Now then, once we’ve done that, the main thing to take into consideration is the two heroes’ fighting styles. As you point out in the site, Batman plans everything out as is always two steps ahead of his opponent. Superman just takes things as they come—and being as super as he is, he can afford to. Once he’s just your average guy, though, the “I’ll-take-things-as-they-come-and-smash-them-all-to-bits-with-my-fists” approach isn’t quite as effective. Batman’s technique is infinitely more effective than Superman’s, and he has all his gadgets and whatnot at his disposal. Depending on the situation, Batman might let things drag out, but for the most part, if Superman were just an average Joe, he’d get beaten by Batman in a heartbeat.

So then, it boils down to this:
Batman VS Superman (with powers) : Superman wins
Batman VS Superman (without powers) : Batman PWNS

But that’s just my humble opinion.

((Check out http://batman-versus-superman.com/Statistics.html to understand this one fully.))