Blue Dreams

"I've been alive since time began
Not beast, not god, and yet not man
I am the music and the dance
I am the piper who enchants
So loose all ties to mortal kind
My pipes shall play within thy mind
I shall be thy lover"

"Creature of the Wood"

25 August 2003

You Are A:


True Neutral Elf Thief Bard
Follower Of Gond

Alignment:
True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Thieves are the most roguish of the classes. They are sneaky and nimble-fingered, and have skills with traps and locks. While not all use these skills for burglary, that is a common occupation of this class.

Secondary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Deity:
Gond is the True Neutral god of artifice, craft, and construction. He is also known as Gond Wonderbringer. His followers believe that 'actions count' - that is, that what is accomplished in the end is what is truly important. They wear saffron clothing, with red sashes containing all manner of mechanical devices. Their preferred weapons are firearms, since the followers of Gond had a large hand in their making and invention. They also wear plate mail (no shield), but generally prefer to have bodyguards, instead. Gond's symbol is a toothed wheel, made of ivory, bone, or metal.


Yes, that's my D&D Character!!! ^-^ Want my number stats? Well, okay, if you're so insistent....

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXX (3)
Neutral Good ---- XXXX (4)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Lawful Neutral -- XXX (3)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Chaotic Neutral - XXX (3)
Lawful Evil ----- (-1)
Neutral Evil ---- (-2)
Chaotic Evil ---- (-2)

Race:
Human ---- (-2)
Half-Elf - XXXX (4)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Halfling - (-4)
Dwarf ---- XXXX (4)
Half-Orc - (0)
Gnome ---- XX (2)

Class:
Fighter - (-2)
Ranger -- XXX (3)
Paladin - (-7)
Cleric -- (-3)
Mage ---- X (1)
Druid --- (-4)
Thief --- XXXXX (5)
Bard ---- XXXXX (5)
Monk ---- X (1)

Okies; other than that, I went to see the Shaolin Monks this weekend, and it was the most awesomest thing I ever did see, got my blue belt, but I plan on re-testing, as the people testing me seemed to be looking for ways to make the test last three hours. It wasn't even a test; it was an INSULT! But I learned an awesome form called the 'Seven Star Fist'. It's so pretty, I can't believe it's deadly. I also got to see a dragon-type form that's never left the Shaolin Temple, and that was awesome. It was like watching a person fly! There was also this little ten year old boy who had been training at the temple since he was four, and he was totally awesome. He did a form of martial arts called 'Virgin Arts', which basically invovles a lot of flexibility. It's believed that only a virgin boy or girl can be capable of the flexibility in the Virgin Arts. It was awesome. There was also a totally cute one, who taught my group the Fist Form. They never smiled, though.... *sigh*. Oh well. Can you believe it?! The Abbot of the Shaolin Temple also said that he would have a stone erected within the Shaolin Temple and dedicate it to The United Studios of Self-Defense! It was so cool! I hope I can go on that China trip so I can be at the dedication ceremony. It'll be so cool. This was also the first time an Abbot's EVER left China for anything! None of them have ever left China, not for anything, not to train anybody or anything! ^-^ I feel so special and privileged. ^_^ Well, that's it for now. Bai-da-bais!

~Harlequin